50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Should NEVER Use

posted on 2017-03-20  13:54:16 By Madison Green

You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name your dog. If you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list.

You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name your dog. If you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list.

  1. Killer
  2. Timber
  3. OJ (Most people don’t think of Orange Juice…)
  4. Glass Ceiling
  5. Patriarchy
  6. Fore!
  7. Tonya Harding
  8. War
  9. Incoming!
  10.  Pio pio!
  11.  Chairman Mao
  12.  Justin Bieber
  13.  Pull My Finger
  14.  Gotham (You might think it’s hilarious to tell your friends “Gotham needs me” every time your dog whines, but no. Don’t do it!)
  15.  Tom Hanks
  16.  L Ron Hubbard
  17.  Voldemort
  18.  Pope
  19.  Kimye
  20.  Tampon
  21.  Enema
  22.  Disappointment
  23.  Stain (Just don’t tell him/her to “come.”)
  24.  Deeznuts
  25.  Your Mom

  26.  Uranus
  27.  Seymour Butts
  28.  Al Coholic
  29.  Jack (“Jack, OFF!”)
  30.  Husband
  31.  Pitler (So your Pit Bull has a mustache that mildly resembles one of the worst dictators of all time? Nope, don’t even think about it.)
  32.  Stawwwwlin
  33.  Fire
  34.  One Hit Wagger
  35.  Jack the Ripper Russell Terrier
  36.  Cleveland Steamer
  37.  Santorum (And we’re not talking about the former U.S. senator either.)
  38.  Rebecca Black
  39.  Slattern
  40.  Al Poochino
  41.  Twerk (Acceptable name for Corgis, tho.)
  42.  YOLO
  43.  Fleek
  44.  Bae
  45.  Saruman
  46.  Cruella de Vil (Possibly acceptable if you own a Dalmatian.)
  47.  Michael Vick
  48.  Richard III
  49.  Regina George
  50.  Christian Gray (“Mr. Gray likes leashes and biting.”)

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